Your whole life, you have been searching for the perfect lunch.
Rumors swirl that a new burrito restaurant has opened in the food court of the Pentagon, where Department of Defense experts have cooked up the ultimate combination of flavors for America’s top minds. Gaining access to this clandestine taqueria requires security clearance to the most protected building in the world. You book a reservation weeks in advance. After passing a polygraph, background checks, a full audit of your social media history, airport-style security, retinal scans, and fingerprinting, you finally gain entry. But to reach the food court, you must peel away from the group and slip past security unnoticed. The risk is worth it. Rumors say the intensity of the flavors can trigger sacred hallucinations.
Inside, you feel the supercharged, sinister vibrations of the place. The tour group is bustling. One man shifts from foot to foot, jittery with unspoken truth. Suddenly, he shouts, “THE GOVERNMENT IS MAKING CATS LONGER AND DOGS WIDER.”
Security snaps to action. “GET HIM!” “STOP THAT MAN!” “HE KNOWS TOO MUCH!”
The man’s voice fades as he’s dragged away. “It’s all connected!” he yells as the doors slam shut. The crowd is momentarily paralyzed by the man’s courage.
Now, two unguarded doors are in front of you.
Everyone is distracted. This is your chance.